That’s right, y’all, I did it!! And two days early, too!
stats:
Title: It Sucks To Be You
number of sex scenes: 1
number of main characters offed: 1
number of extremely evil agent Smiths: 1
number of mid-size cities nuked: 1
number of zombies blasted in the face with a shotgun: a shitton
We now resume our regularly scheduled knitting programming.
Knitting Interrupted 
Congrats, Super-Writer!!! You’re my writing hero!
CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!
I just love your little tidbits on this. I can’t wait to read it. Zombies, Smiths, and offended Main Characters, oh my!
You totally rock.
HOORAY! We both made the Weiners’ Circle! (Now if I could get my husband to quit walking around saying “WINNER WINNER CHICK-EN DINNER!” Sheesh.
I had a birth, a death, and a nekkud priest within the first 1000 words,but it was all downhill from there. My characters knew at the BIRTH that they had to sail to Hellas from Kemet. 50,000+ words later they’ve made it as far as Crete. Oy.
PS (how do I get the little Winner symbol on my blog?)
Congrats on the win! I was very happy to make it to 50K this year, too. And now we shall knit like the wind to make Christmas presents…
Congratulations. I think I did maybe 1,000 words at most. :) Way to go.
Peace,
Shannon