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Lunch, A Short Play in Three Acts.

Act I:

Me: Guys what do you want for lunch?

Chorus (of children): I don’t know!

Me: How about a Sunflower butter and jelly sandwich?

Chorus: I don’t know!

Act II:

Me (goes to the kitchen to make sunflower butter and jelly sandwiches)

Act III

Me (places sunflower butter and jelly sandwiches on the table before the chorus)

Chorus: NO WE WANTED LUNCH MEAT SANDWICHES!

Me: WHARRRRRGARBL!!

Fin