Here’s an actual conversation I had with the boys after narrowly avoiding being attacked mauled to death by a stupid, aggressive dog (one of these) that lives near us.
Me: I-6, I want you guys to say away from that dog. That’s a dangerous dog and I don’t want you guys to get bitten.
I-6: Yeah, that dog is really mean. His eyes were really big and he was barking and growling!
Me: That’s right, he was going to bite you. Stay away. You hear me E2?
E2: I’m going to eat that doggie!
Me (laughing): What? You’re gonna eat him?!
E2: Yeah, he’s really yummy! (rubbing his belly) My favorite!
Me: Alrighty then.