From the Trenches of Motherhood, Act III

(In the “things I never thought I’d say” category.)

I-6: Mo–om! E2 won’t stop pwning me!!

Me: E2, stop pwning your brother.

E2: Pew-pew-pew!!

*scene*

(A consequence of marrying a gamer and making little gamer babies. I should mention that pwn is pronounced “poon” in our house, even though “pone” makes more sense.)