What I am about to share with you is the absolute truth. I am not exaggerating or making it up. I swear to God I am not kidding about this.
E2 cannot say cracker properly. I’m okay with this as he is only 2, and it really does make for some interesting kitchen chatter. Also, it causes us adults to collapse on the floor into fits of giggles every time he asks for a cracker. So, here I am sitting here at my computer, checking email, etc. and Mr. Interrupted is in the kitchen, feeding the wolves children their after dinner snack. E2 enthusiastically cheerfully chimes in with his vote: “I want f*ckers! I want cheese and f*ckers!”
8 thoughts on “My 2-year-old’s hilarious speech impediment”
I remember my (now) 4.8 year old when he was about 2 couldn’t say dump truck. But every time he saw one… “dumb f*ck!!” at the top of his little voice.
Oh that’s hilarious!!!
Hah! Lucky he’s two. Only a two-year old could get away with that…
My little nephew has a fondness for Semi-trucks…when the old man and I took him to a truck show last fall we walked around and asked him the “names” of all the trucks (the make, like Peterbilt or Kenworth). We almost died when we came to an International truck and he pronounced it “inner a**hole”.
Being the slightly twisted person that I am…I made him repeat it about 20 more times threw the day.
Beautiful. Make sure you serve cheese and crackers at all family gatherings.
That is hysterical! You should find a way to record it. It’s never too early to plan for your children’s teenage years.
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