Dear Trader Joe:
Please place signage on or near your watermelon flats indicating the color of the inside of the melons.
The yellow is always so jarring, especially if you are expecting a rich, sweet red. I am willing to forgive you this time, dear Joe, because the amazing swirly pattern is so pleasing to the eye, but please remember a sign (Yellow Flesh Melon!) next time.
Thank you and see you soon,