Oh Amex Card, I’m so sorry I lost you yesterday while we were running errands. I thought I’d tucked you back in my bag, but I guess you tumbled out onto the ground. I’m terribly sorry I had to cancel you but I’m so glad that you are not out there somewhere, being forced to make huge purchases against your will. I miss you and will always remember the wonderful times we had together–the late night online yarn purchases, the Indian food, the Target runs. Rest in peace my dear Amex card. I’ll remember your security number always.