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Don’t try this at home

But seriously? How freaking cool is this?

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Clear Skies

Just a quick post to say that Hanna was nothing, really. Where we are, the storm amounted to a lot of rain and a little wind. We came through the storm just fine, and I didn’t even have to board up the windows. I was so busy, enjoying the blue skies and sunshine yesterday, that I even forgot to give the all clear. Bad on me.

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Hanna has arrived

The storm is here. This is what it looks like outside.

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This Week at Chez Interrupted

Local sweet corn is teh awesome!
Local sweet corn is teh awesome!
Tendonitis socks at 50% completion
Tendinitis socks at 50% completion
Chez Interrupted is not responsible from injuries related to pouncing cats.
Chez Interrupted is not responsible from injuries incurred due to pouncing cats.
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Why, oh why, do their bathing suits have to be so tiny?

I mean, honestly.

The men aren’t expected to wear such ridiculous costumes. WTF?!

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From the Queue, part 1

5 intimate things we pay people (not doctors) to do for us (and I’m not speaking of sexy things)

1. Depilatory Waxing — the Brazilian kind primarily, but having your eyebrows waxed is pretty intimate, too.
2. Manicure/Pedicure — they cut your nails, for chrissake. I don’t even cut my husband’s nails.
3. Hair Cuts — especially the part where they shampoo your hair. (Some might find this surprising, but have you ever watched your man get his haircut (and washed!) by a beautiful stylist with gorgeous and soft feminine curves? Didn’t you feel even the teenyist tinyist stab of jealousy?)
4. Massage therapy– kind of a given.
5. Dental hygiene work — they are IN. YOUR. MOUTH. You can’t tell me that’s not intimate.

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I have 19 posts in the blog idea queue…

…but only 5 minutes to write a post. So here, have a cookie some random links.

Frosting shots. Awesome.

A Potential art project for the TAS.

Send your camera to space.

Now, we’re off to a 6 y/o birthday party. I’ll bring you back some cake.

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If only I could turn it into REAL money


My blog is worth $11,290.80.
How much is your blog worth?

(Thanks to Wovenflame for the link!)

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blog post 7/28

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Schedule for a Caturday

530 am: wake big hooman at dawn for fud. (check)
535 am: eatz too fast. throwz up in kitchen. throwz up in dining room. (check)
600 am: make peepee and poops (check)
605 am: practice kitteh kung-fu on tiny hoomans (check)
800 am: napz (check)
1000 am: sniff out kitteh treetz (check)
1100 am: napz
noon: fud time
noonthirty:napz
400pm: stare at ceiling
600 pm: fud time, may need to bitez big hooman
605 pm: napz
800 pm: moar fud
805 pm: napz
midnight: security detail (check windows, kitchen counters, stairway, tiny hoomans, bathroom sink, laundry room, hot water heater. repeat)
530: wake big hooman at dawn for fud.